I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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