I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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