wat bout pragnant strippers??
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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