i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
