You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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