I think I died a long time ago.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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