the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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