We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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