I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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