I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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