You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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