I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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