she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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