is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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