i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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