Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
