id be glad to
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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