Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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