I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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