also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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