I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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