Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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