He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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