While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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