We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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