For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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