You just made me feel so damn special
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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