Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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