I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
All I want is dick and wine.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
