glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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