I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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