my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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