Can Purell be used as lube?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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