Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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