The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
