she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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