if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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