Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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