I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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