Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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