i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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