I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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