my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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