I'm lost and stupid without you.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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