Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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