He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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