i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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