I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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