Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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