I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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